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Alright, let's get one thing straight: Ubisoft pulling its half-year earnings report at the last freakin' minute and halting stock trading? Yeah, that ain't normal. Not even for a company as consistently…troubled as Ubisoft.
So, what's the real deal here? CFO Frédérick Duguet's internal memo, bless his heart, claims it's all about "limiting unnecessary speculation and market volatility." Right. Because the best way to stop people from speculating is to give them absolutely nothing to go on. That's like saying you're putting out a fire by dousing it in gasoline. Does anyone actually buy this corporate line?
The analysts over at NotebookCheck are calling it "unusual," noting the last-minute delay and project cancellations. Investing.com is even harsher, saying it "deepens concerns" about Ubisoft's turnaround. Concerns? Dude, the stock's already down 50% year-to-date. How much deeper can it go, straight to hell?
And then there's the acquisition rumor mill, churning faster than a coffee grinder at a Seattle startup. Tech4Gamers claims an insider said "someone" is serious about buying Ubisoft, and it ain't an American company. Tencent and Sony are the usual suspects, offcourse, given Tencent already owns a chunk of Vantage Studios.
Is this a bailout in disguise? Or a hostile takeover waiting to happen? Or maybe just some good old-fashioned accounting shenanigans?
And speaking of messes, let's not forget the Anno 117 AI art fiasco. This "sumptuous Roman sandbox," as Business Today calls it, is getting hammered for using AI-generated loading screens. Seriously? A company with Ubisoft's resources resorting to that?
Ubisoft's excuse? It was a "placeholder asset" that accidentally slipped into the release build. Give me a break. That's like saying you accidentally robbed a bank because you mistook it for a coffee shop. PC Gamer says the updated image looks suspiciously similar, and players are already cancelling purchases. Smart move, people.
Luke Plunkett over at Aftermath straight-up stopped playing the game after finding out about the AI garbage. And honestly, I don't blame him. It's not just about this one image; it's about the principle. If they're cutting corners on art, where else are they skimping? QA? Level design? Basic human decency?
Ubisoft insists they're using AI only for "iterations, prototyping, and exploration," but who believes that? It’s a slippery slope. First, it's loading screens, then it's entire characters, then it's entire games written by ChatGPT. Before you know it, we're all playing soulless, algorithm-generated garbage. Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe gamers don't care if their games are made by robots.
Okay, it's not all doom and gloom. Rainbow Six Siege X is apparently still kicking ass, with M80 winning the Munich Major 2025. And the devs are promising to crack down on cheaters, with game director Joshua Mills delivering a blunt message: "fk 'em." I gotta admit, that's kinda badass.
But let's be real, promises are cheap. Rainbow Six Siege has been plagued by cheaters since day one. Can Ubisoft actually deliver lasting improvements this time? Or is it just another empty gesture to appease the masses?
Meanwhile, they're pushing a massive Black Friday sale, with discounts up to 90% off and even a free copy of Immortals Fenyx Rising. Desperate much? Ubisoft News Today (November 17, 2025): Earnings Halt, Acquisition Rumours, Anno 117 AI Backlash, Rainbow Six Siege & Black Friday Deals
Ubisoft is at a freakin' crossroads, plain and simple. The trading halt, the AI controversy, the restructuring… it all points to a company struggling to stay afloat. They need a win, and they need it bad. Will they get one? Who knows. But one thing's for sure: I wouldn't bet my house on it.