Professional Vision. Smarter Crypto Decisions.
Professional Vision. Smarter Crypto Decisions.
Alright, let's get this straight. Gabe Newell, the dude who basically is Steam, just dropped half a billion on a yacht. A yacht with a freakin' submarine garage. And a hospital. I mean, come on. Gaming God or Just Another Rich Guy? The head...
The Em Dash: Proof That AI Is Dumber Than a Box of Rocks So, OpenAI "fixed" the ChatGPT em dash problem, huh? Gimme a break. Sam Altman tweets about it like it's some kind of monumental achievement. "Small-but-happy win"? More like a small-...
Google's AI Shopping Assistant: Or How to Automate Your Way to Dystopia So, Google wants its AI to shop for you now? Let me get this straight. We're handing over our wallets, our preferences, and our voices to the same company that can't se...
Alright, let's get this straight. Another hurricane season, another round of island nations getting absolutely hammered. Hurricane Melissa, Category 5, Jamaica, Cuba, Haiti… the usual suspects. But if you think this is just another weather...
Avelo's $35 Flights: Or, How to Lose Money and Annoy Everyone $35 flights? Yeah, right. Give me a break. Avelo Airlines is at it again, promising the moon for pocket change. I saw the headline: "Avelo Airlines adds service from Wilmington t...
Josh Johnson's 'Daily Show' Ratings: A Data Dive Beyond the Headlines Parsing the 'Daily Show' Hype: Johnson's Numbers Under the Microscope Josh Johnson's stint as a rotating host on "The Daily Show" is generating buzz, but let's cut throug...
There’s a strange, almost comical article making the rounds that attempts to draw a parallel between Bitcoin’s market cycle and the casting changes for HBO’s Euphoria. While the comparison is clumsy, it stumbles upon a kernel of truth. Both...
You’ve seen it. We’ve all seen it. You try to visit a website, maybe to read an article or check a score, and BAM. A digital brick wall slams down in front of your face. Access to this page has been denied. it scolds, "because we believe yo...
The Three Faces of 'Ergo': How a Word for Logic Became a Signal for Everything Else The data streams that cross my desk are typically a predictable mix of earnings reports, market sentiment indices, and SEC filings. But recently, a peculiar...
So, I’m scrolling through the news feed, and my brain is doing that thing where it tries to connect two completely unrelated stories. It’s like my own personal, broken algorithm. On one tab, I’ve got Ukraine’s Navy Commander talking about t...